You know what perks you up better than drinking coffee? Choking on it. Self-preservation is stronger than caffeine.1:42 PM Mar 20th from web
You’re never going to guess what happened just before I wrote this! In the past few months I have become a full-fledged lover of coffee. Before, I liked the idea of it, caffeine has been a friend to me in other forms for a very long time, but I never got around to the taste. And that was because I used to make horrible coffee. Now I make good coffee, and I love my morning ritual of cigarette, coffee, internet, cigarette, poop. It’s totally a perk that coffee has given me bowel movements I can set a clock to.
